Saturday, May 1, 2010

Just for sh*ts and giggles. ;-)

While I was at work yesterday, my co-worker told me I HAD to read through this book we'd recently gotten in. The title? LOL Cats Bible. That's right, the LOL cats of I can haz cheezburger fame, now have their own version of the Bible. :-D 

Let me tell you, it was hilarious! Now, for any of you who love the Bible as it is, I implore you NOT to read this book. However, if you want to see the creation of the universe from a cat's point of view, definitely worth the investment of time and/or cash-ola.

OMG!! Just did a search for the cover photo to share and found THIS - a totally free version. Apparently it was online before it was in print. (Goes to show how much I know about LOL cats.) Anyway, if you need a laugh today just click the link.

Here's a preview, in case you're undecided.

Genesis 1: Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs


1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.

5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!

5 comments:

Lydia Sharp said...

I wish I could describe how much this made me laugh. No need for Pilates today. My stomach muscles just got all the necessary exercise through this post.

Looneywriter said...

Glad I could help. :-) Did you know that 15 minutes of laughing is as good for your heart as an hour of cardio?

The lesson here? Laugh more. :-D

Brad said...

ha. haha. hahaha.
aahahahaha...hahahHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*ahem*

Oh, this is priceless, funny stuff!!!

Thank you!

Jaleh D said...

Hehehe! That looks like it will be my new exercise bible. *laugh two three four, chuckle two three four, arms to the gut, and wriggle*

Rob said...

As one who loves the Bible as it is, I still found this funny. Thanks for the laugh. I have bookmarked the link so I can share it with friends and family - and possibly use it myself now and again to poke fun at those who take it all too seriously.


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